Election of 2013/5/5 1758!

5/5/2013Election days tat everyone was so nervous!!We want to change gorverment!!Waiting for result for sri petaling area,everyone so support On PKR!!Finally its win out!!But at last we still lose because of the 5 minuet magic tat Our gov give us surprise!!!Racist our chinese ask to go back china!!Its final u want!!Give back our country!!Najib you stole our country!!!!Dirty election that ever i see..

Omg new Estee lauder nail colour..

Its the famous Candy colour..I love it so much!!Its wont dry even put there few years!!Who is the nail colourholic can try this new season colour!!

EURO fun fair night

miss the old time when in sibu..Its was same funfair in sibu but its 4 yrs 1 trip only..I remember the lastime i played is 16 yrs old,now 24 yrs old already..Getting older and older..The bumping car really make ian and gary injured neck and back!Lol!Desmond is the worst person than avan hahaha!!Cant imagine he is the weakest..Huhu..Anyway is a happy n excited night..

Wake ur brain everyone

Below R 4 questions n a bonus question. U hav 2 ans thm instantly. U can't take ur tym, ans all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever u really r...

Ready? GO!!!





1Q) U r participating in a race. U overtake d 2nd person. What position r u in?














: If u answered that u r 1st, then u r absolutely wrong! If u overtake d 2nd person, u take his place, so u r 2nd!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as u took 4 d 1st one, OK ?





2Q)If you overtake the last person, then you are...?















Ans: If u answered tht u r 2nd to last, then u r wrong again. Tell me, how can u overtake d LAST Person?

U're not very good at this, r u?






3Q)Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?



Did u get 5000 ?









The correct answer is actually 4100.

If u don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not ur day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.





4Q) Mary's father has 5 daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of d 5th daughter?

Did u Ans Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.











Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:





A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?











He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN UR LIFE 😝😜

Venzo's Birthday Bash (HARLEM SHAKE)

Venzo's Birthday Bash (HARLEM SHAKE) i have 2 seconds inside haha! Lol..

flash fashion show 9 march 2013

男人与女人

男人都有六副模样：
平时像人一样，
偷情像贼一样，
约会像鬼一样，
上床像狼一样，
完事像猪一样，
情人面前像猫一样。
女人也有六副模样：
男人面前像处女一样，
吃零食像老鼠一样，
谈情说爱笑的像蜜一样，
上了床像疯了一样，
叫喊起来没命一样，
到了高潮像断气一样。
千万别笑，
你也一样。
上床是男人感情的结束，
却是女人感情的开始！
公安局对异性发生性关系给钱时间做界定标准 如下：
一周后给的是性伙伴，
按月给的为情人，
按季定量给的是包养，
全年度都给的为二奶，
终生不懈给的是老婆，
从来不给的是红颜知己。 男人分两种：
一种是好色，
一种是十分好色。
女人也分两种，
一种是假装清纯，
一种是假装不清纯。
男人，
上半身是修养，
下半身是本质。
女人，
上半身是诱饵，
下半身是陷阱。
掏钱，
掏心，
掏生殖器的男人，
他那是爱你。
掏钱，
掏心，
不掏生殖器的男人，
他那是暗恋你。
掏钱，
掏生殖器，
不掏心的男人，
他那是包养你。
最无恥的就是只掏生殖器，
不掏钱，
不掏心的男人，
他那是纯粹的玩你。
恋爱吧太晚，
结婚吧太早，
跟八零后一起太嫩，
跟九零后一起太老。
试金可以用火，
试女人可以用金，
试男人可以用女人[色]