Showing posts with label Quote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quote. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Wake ur brain everyone

Below R 4 questions n a bonus question. U hav 2 ans thm instantly. U can't take ur tym, ans all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever u really r...

Ready? GO!!!





1Q) U r participating in a race. U overtake d 2nd person. What position r u in?














: If u answered that u r 1st, then u r absolutely wrong! If u overtake d 2nd person, u take his place, so u r 2nd!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as u took 4 d 1st one, OK ?





2Q)If you overtake the last person, then you are...?















Ans: If u answered tht u r 2nd to last, then u r wrong again. Tell me, how can u overtake d LAST Person?

U're not very good at this, r u?






3Q)Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?



Did u get 5000 ?









The correct answer is actually 4100.

If u don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not ur day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.





4Q) Mary's father has 5 daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of d 5th daughter?

Did u Ans Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.











Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:





A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?











He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN UR LIFE 😝😜

Friday, March 8, 2013

男人与女人

男人都有六副模样:
平时像人一样,
偷情像贼一样,
约会像鬼一样,
上床像狼一样,
完事像猪一样,
情人面前像猫一样。
女人也有六副模样:
男人面前像处女一样,
吃零食像老鼠一样,
谈情说爱笑的像蜜一样,
上了床像疯了一样,
叫喊起来没命一样,
到了高潮像断气一样。
千万别笑,
你也一样。
上床是男人感情的结束,
却是女人感情的开始!
公安局对异性发生性关系给钱时间做界定标准 如下:
一周后给的是性伙伴,
按月给的为情人,
按季定量给的是包养,
全年度都给的为二奶,
终生不懈给的是老婆,
从来不给的是红颜知己。 男人分两种:
一种是好色,
一种是十分好色。
女人也分两种,
一种是假装清纯,
一种是假装不清纯。
男人,
上半身是修养,
下半身是本质。
女人,
上半身是诱饵,
下半身是陷阱。
掏钱,
掏心,
掏生殖器的男人,
他那是爱你。
掏钱,
掏心,
不掏生殖器的男人,
他那是暗恋你。
掏钱,
掏生殖器,
不掏心的男人,
他那是包养你。
最无恥的就是只掏生殖器,
不掏钱,
不掏心的男人,
他那是纯粹的玩你。
恋爱吧太晚,
结婚吧太早,
跟八零后一起太嫩,
跟九零后一起太老。
试金可以用火,
试女人可以用金,
试男人可以用女人[色]

Sunday, January 27, 2013

女认必知❤

女人最重要的是什么?是自强里排第一的是健康好看。连自己都捯饬不好,又凭什么去收拾男人?排第二位是赚钱,没有独立经济能力,迟早成为别人的附庸。排第三的是会动脑,千万不要人云亦云,有事靠自己想~女人最好的饰品不是香奈儿,而是一棵独立的心----欧慧琴💜

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

学做一个聪明的人❤

爱的时候,让他自由;不爱的时候,让爱自由。在乎曾经拥有,也在乎天长地久。宁可高傲单身,也不委屈自己。别等不该等的人,别伤不该伤的心。做最快乐的自己就对了!❤

Monday, January 21, 2013

How do i looks with the red lips?

Being youself is the prettiest things a person can be.👸👑
Red lips for today❤



Sunday, January 20, 2013

一个人也不要难过❤

一个人会落泪,是因为痛;一个人之所以痛,是因为在乎;一个人之所以在乎,是因为有感觉;一个人之所以有感觉,仅因为你是一人!所以,妳有感觉,在乎,痛过,落泪过、说明你是完整到不能再完整的一个人。难过的时候,原谅自己、只不过是一个人而已,没必要把自己看的这么坚不可摧。❤

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

信任是什么?

微笑的背后 其实是什么?我已经不认识信任是什么,请问信任是什么?家人、朋友、爱人、知己,当你被一一的背叛的时候。你已经不懂怎么去信任1个人了,心底自然会有自卫意识的不信任举动即使你很想告诉它你信任它。或许 一个人才不会伤害别人 伤害自己。

我爱你时,你是王!我不爱你时,你什么都不是...

他们在一起,然后又分开。
他说她不美,要好聚好散。
现在,他站在她面前,笑的邪邪:变漂亮好多,眼睛很美啊。
她勾起嘴角,从他身边离开。直到转头再也望不到他的身影。
她停下来,取下眼上的美瞳:我不是为了漂亮,而是厌恶自己眼里卑微与渴望怜悯的神情。

[我爱你时,你是王!我不爱你时,你什么都不是...]

Monday, January 14, 2013

好想拥有这么1个人陪我1辈子💔❤

有没有那么一个人,会为了我一句话感动到流泪;为了我的不在乎而心急;为了我的眼泪而心痛、为了我的吃醋而跟女生保持距离、为了我的沉默而担心,为了我的消失发狂似寻找我呢?或许 不会有~

女人晤易作

漂亮点儿吧太惹眼,不漂亮吧拿不出手;学问高了没人娶,学问低了没人要;精明点吧男人怕你,糊涂点吧男人欺你;活泼点吧说你招锋引蝶,矜持点吧说你装腔作势;自己挣吧男人却不,男人养吧说傍大款;会玩点吧说你不顾家,不会玩吧说你没情趣。做女人真难!

Friday, January 11, 2013

心情不好!

其实很多时候迷失了方向 不开心
已经习惯了不懂要跟谁说
因为害怕自己 太幼稚 太小气
只好选择在自己电话里的备忘录
写写发泄 即使怎么不开心 不喜欢
发完脾气 一切恢复正常
我虽然不是EQ100分的人
但我知道 别为人增加烦恼
人家没必要受你的气的
因为生活艰难 别拖累别人


女孩心里的小女孩❤

女生不管到了几岁
心里永远都住着个小女孩
就算外表再怎么成熟,漂亮
女孩们的心都是要别人哄的
别人疼的

Friday, December 28, 2012

友谊❤

猫和猪是好朋友。一天猫掉进大坑,猪拿来绳子,猫叫猪把绳子扔下来。结果它整捆扔了下去!猫很郁闷的说:这怎么扔下来,怎么拉我上去?猪说:不然怎么做?猫说:你应该拉住一头绳子啊!猪就跳下去,拿了绳子的一头,说:现在可以了!猫哭了,哭得很幸福---有种朋友不是很聪明,却值得你终身拥有「转」

Sunday, December 23, 2012

学做聪明的女人

I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day. And I believe in miracles. —— 我坚信快乐的女孩最美,我坚信明天会更好,我也坚信这个世界会有奇迹。 (奥黛丽赫本)

Saturday, December 22, 2012

学作聪明的女人

一个女人,太四平八稳,端正的过分,始终是不可爱的。

Friday, December 21, 2012

晚安了大家❤长大了,大女孩不哭❤

现在我学会就算有多难过都会自己藏着 曾经每次被人问起为何难过 我都试图想掏心掏肺的跟他们倾诉 望他们救助 后来我终于得知道 很多人嘴里都是无心应对 心里都在想自己的事情 那些掏心掏肺的话都很廉价的飘过它们的耳边

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Do not give a excuse to urself!

Destiny is for losers.It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

Monday, December 17, 2012

简简单单❤

小时候,幸福很简单;长大了,简单很幸福。开开心心的笑,烦恼自然就会慢慢的离开了!



Sunday, December 16, 2012

每天学点爱情法

what i've learned in life:love but not too much,give but leave somethings for yourself,fight but learn to let go,cry but try to move on----生活让我学会了;去爱,却不要爱太深;付出,却记得为自己保留点;争取,却还懂的放弃;哭泣却仍勇往直前。



Saturday, December 15, 2012

喜欢就按+1吧!

拿自己的热脸贴着对方的冷屁股,还总认为自己还做得不够好...在自己眼里,这是爱;在对方眼里,这是烦;在别人眼里,这是贱。。